Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.
1.) Your name?
Matt
ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed.
Girl 1: I wish my boyfriend was a matt
Girl 2: Oh you poor thing FUCKING OWNED2.) Your age?
14
A code word to alert someone that something embarassing is hanging from his/her nose or on his/her mouth.
He had his scrotum pierced, so he couldn't help us roof the garage. Aaron, fourteen. Anyway, ... Wtms?3.) One of your friends?
Victoria
Victoria (n): pretty much the most awesome person you will ever hope to meet. many people try to be as ballin as victoria but in many cases do not succeed. victorias are pretty awesome and pretty much the greatest thing since...there basically goddesses and are super gorgeous! <3
woah look at victoria, shes more ballin then that kid in detroit son.
damn victoria is one hot piece of ass!
QFT4.) What should you be doing?
nothing
Actually means "something," but is used when you don't feel like explaining.
Hey, whatcha doin'?
(clearly working on something complex and important) Nothing. These guys are smart5.) Favorite color?
yellow
1. The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between orange and green.
2. A racist remark based on the skin color of Asians.
3. That song by Coldplay.
"Yellow" by Coldplay:
~Look at the stars,
Look how they shine for you,
And everything you do,
Yeah, they were all yellow.~ THREE IN ONE 
6.) Birthplace?
Australia
The best fuckin' country in the world, Australia, is also the only place where Christ could never have been born, as in Australia, you cannot find 3 wisemen and a virgin.
Ozzy! Ozzy! Ozzy! Oi! Oi! Oi!
Ozzy! = Australia! I like this dictionary7.) Month of your birth?
August
The eigth month of the year characterized by cookouts and swimming!
I love August, it has to be the best moth of the year! Swimming... I don't think so...8.) Last person you talked to?
Mother ;-;
Random word when someone says something random and annoying
Annoyance: "Ewww, What's that"
You: "Your MOTHER!!"
Annoyance: "Miss,What are we doing 2day"
You: "Your MOTHER!!"
Annoyance: "This work is so easy, Miss"
You: "Just like...your MOTHER!!"
Annoyance: "Peanut"
You: "Your MOTHER!!" Yeah, my mother is stupid. xD9.) One of your nicknames?
HOLY EDIT, BATMANMattapillar
When a Birdy with magical powers morphed a catapillar and a matt together, creating some sort of super sexy human with the power of caterpillars. Characterised by a muscly man with a caterpie head.
Is it a worm? Is it a player? NO IT'S A MATTAPILLAR I didn't make nothing!I didnt steal nothing from nobody's
